Sunday, October 29, 2006

No man on earth could say that he don't wanna...

Welcome to Postmodern Accident. Time to let the cat out of the bag.
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CONFESSION

I have officially lost all of my musical credibility, something most of you know is very important to me, which most of the time has allowed me to skate through life with little else to go on. But this week I purchased RUDEBOX, by Robbie Williams, and I love it.

Williams is a 32-yr-old pop star who has conquered the world, one of the biggest household names everywhere—except in the United States, where his variation of post-Oasis pop/rock balladry has never quite broken into the commercial zone. In the UK, he started as a teenage "dancer" with the oddly homoerotic boy band Take That, and for the most part, he was not the star, nor did Take That make much of an impact in the US. This was in between the days of the New Kids and the Backstreet Boys, and Take That were likely far too British and far too gay to have any real success in the American alternative market. Not that they deserved success; the only tracks I've heard from them are abominable teenybop crap.

But apparently Williams decided he was tired of being a packaged pop star, and after lots of public infighting with his bandmates, he and Take That parted ways. Williams floundered for a bit on his own, but by 1997, he had teamed up with co-writer and producer Guy Chambers to craft a number of songs modelled after the Britpop craze that had hit his home country, an era of rock-and-roll that has always had a strange charm over me, as evident by my everlasting passion for Blur and Pulp . Still, he was a boyband guy, and his songs had a shiny radio sheen that had absolutely nothing to do with my tastes in the 1990s, the 2000s, or truly, even now.

RUDEBOX is a change of direction for Williams, however, and it falls much more in line with what appeals to me, and I'm guessing with America on the whole as well. A knowing, tongue-in-cheek testament to '80s electro, the record features—amongst other things—collaborations with the Pet Shop Boys, Lily Allen, and William Orbit; covers of songs by Tin Tin, the Human League, and My Robot Friend; lyrics about Madonna, prescription drugs, and autobiographical narratives that sound like the Streets. The album is definitely an experimentally mixed bag, and it has garnered just about the worst reviews any album has ever seen in the UK. Just watch Robbie ham it up, like never before, here:


Keep in mind, though, that Williams' audience as he began his solo career was primarily teen girls and their moms; as he grew artistically, he did what he could to age gracefully with his fans, and produced an overwhelming amount of adult contemporary schlock in order to keep them happy. Much of it is amusing and humorous schlock, as Williams is intelligent enough never to take himself too seriously, but as a music fan who prefers cult artists that cater to every creative whim they have, I can't say housewife schlock has any effect on me whatsoever.

On RUDEBOX, the housewife schlock is gone, and both fans and critics are *angry* about this. Despite the defensive nature of this post, I don't actually give Williams enough credit to stick to his guns and continue in this direction, but for now, he has rightfully earned his place in the Postmodern Accident hall of fame.

ABSOLUTION

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Why then?

Welcome to Postmodern Accident.

I STARTED SOMETHING I COULDN'T FINISH

"For a few disorienting seconds, I could feel my brain much the way you can feel when someone is stepping on your foot."

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Why Postmodern Accident? Why now?

Welcome to Postmodern Accident.

THE INCEPTION

I suppose the reason why I've decided to become a blogger is because as I get older, I try harder to repress and conceal my all-encompassing disgust for everything and everyone, yet it somehow keeps overtaking me and winning out, contributing to my overall existence as a sad sack. Actually, I'm trying to get back into the daily habit of writing and possibly reawakening my creative drive, which has been mostly absent since I wrote a pretentious short story 7 years ago about a somewhat goth couple who maintained a handcrafted candle business and ended up possibly murdering their graphic designer. (Remember, I never said my creative drive led to worthwhile product!)

As many of you know, I've just ended a job working for a popular web magazine (www.popmatters.com), first as a music reviewer and second as the advertising director, and now that I've got extra time on my hands I figured I must do something. I've also just ended a two-year span of active involvement in a couple of online forums, consisting primarily of British frenz who I met through my love of a legendarily prolific and eccentric post-punk band called The Fall. Sadly these forums devolved into cliques and paranoid factions (rather appropriately, actually, as the band often tends to do the same...!), and I lost much of my outlet for writing online and chatting about music, movies, sex, drugs, and all that other fun stuff. So come back here often to read about the trials and tribulations of a lone gay music-obsessed wolf as he tries to navigate being the age of Jesus in the big city, getting by with a little help from his friends and a lot of help from his beer.

THE INTENTION

This shall not become a daily diary of my lame activities. I rarely, if ever, do *anything* interesting. My purpose is to offer a handful of creative and entertaining regular features that will keep me writing and keep you reading. Naturally, I reserve the right to spout off for several sentences, or possibly even paragraphs, about the music that is currently entertaining me. Perhaps I will post an occasional "first sentence," meaning a potential first line from an unwritten short story, on which I welcome and encourage feedback. I may try to feature a daily picture, either of my own or something else found on the web, along with a commentary that explains why I've included it. Don't be surprised if many of these focus on hot men, as I constantly find myself surrounded by straight men and lesbians and I don't think there is enough appreciation for men in my world. If you don't like that idea, fuck you and your girlfriend!

THE INVITATION

A blog is nothing without feedback. I have enabled comments from anyone who wishes to post them, so post away.

THE EXPLANATION

Why Postmodern Accident? What does that even mean? Well, if I have to explain what postmodernism is to you, you probably shouldn't be reading my blog, but ultimately it won't really matter. The term was simply a criticism I threw out at the retro-electro husband/wife duo called Adult. (the period is part of their name) when I first saw them in concert about 4 years ago opening for another postmodern accident called Trans Am. Although I immediately hated Adult. and their inexplicable hipster popularity, I grew to love them--but then they changed their sound and now produce slightly inferior replicas of Siouxsie & the Banshees' Kaleidoscope album from 1980.

"You will see me one more time if you do good. You will see me two more times if you do bad."